Yankee Yams

Me: Good Afternoon, Yummy Yams...
Lady: (in drawly American accent) Hi, who have I called?
Me: It's the Yummy Yams.
Lady: Oh! Is that the Republican Yummy Yams, or the Northern Yams?
Me: We are the Yummy Yams of Ireland.
Lady: Oh, of course. Now, I'm not sure who I wanted to speak to in there...
*silence*
*silence*
*silence*
Lady: Oh, of course! It was Yorick Yam, is he there at the moment?
Me: *mumbling* I hope so...