Lady walks into the office...
Lady: Do you know, am I far from HazelNut Farm when I'm here at Broken Broccoli?
Me: Ehm, unfortunately yes... HazelNut Farm is is KilKabbage Town... (several counties away!)
Lady: Oh! My, I never knew that!
Me: Yes, sorry...
Lady: Well, now that I'm here, I was wondering about those awards you give out, you know the ones... for Broccoli?
Me: The Broccoli Awards?
Lady: No, for travelling...
Me: Aha, the Travelling Turnip Award, yes. Would you like to apply for one?
Lady: I don't really know now, I was always afraid of travelling alone, so maybe not...
Lady walks out of the office.
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