Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wild Mushrooms

Me: Good afternoon, the Mushroom Moguls.
Caller: Hi, I want to know how to become a member of the Mushroom Moguls.
Me: I'm afraid we're not a membership organisation, you might want to call the Shiitake Fanciers.
Caller: I heard that the Mushroom Moguls have lots of members!
Me: We have a council which consists of 12 members and a chair, unfortunately we are not a membership organisation.
Caller: But how do I apply for an award then?
Me: With an application form.
Caller: So I don't need to be a member then?
Me: No.
Caller: Oh.

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