Cabbaged

Me: Good afternoon, Cabbage Company.
Caller: Shell!
Me: Hello, this is the Cabbage Co, can I help you?
Caller: 'Shell!
Me: Ehm, no, my name is Bazoingoid, I work for the Cabbage Company, can I help you?
Caller: Ah, 'Shell, feck off!
Me: No, seriously, I think you have the wrong number. This is Bazoingoid at the Cabbage Company.
Caller: Yeah, right, you reallllly sound like a Bazoingoid! Cop on 'Shell!
Me: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to hang up now, have a nice day.
*hangs up*

30 seconds later...
Me: Good afternoon, Cabbage Co.
Caller: Shell!!!
Me: No, I'm afraid this is still Bazoingoid at the Cabbage Company. You really do have a wrong number.
*silence*

*click*