Me: Good morning, Veggie Vagrants?
Caller: Hi, I wonder would you send me out a list of all the Vegetable Officers in the country please?
Me: You mean all the Regional Vegetable Officers? Do you have internet access?
Caller: Sort of... my Veggie Assistant does that for me.
Me: That's fantastic. If you would like to do a search for 'Vegetable Officers in the Republic of Bazoingoid', the first result you get will be a comprehensive list of these people and their contact details.
Caller: *mutters to Veggie Assistant* *mutters some more*
Caller: But we've done that, and you come up as the search result!!!
Me: Eh... no. Sorry, we don't. If you search specificlly for 'Vegetable Officers in the Republic of Bazoingoid', you will not get Veggie Vagrants, you will get a Word document that lists 'Vegetable Officers in the Republic of Bazoingoid'. *cries on the inside*
Caller: *mumbles to the Veggie Assistant some more* *mutters* *harumphs!*
Caller: That's amazing! You really were a fantastic help, thank you so much!!!
Me: That's no problem at all, thank you for calling the Veggie Vagrants.
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